1. Take off that garter-belt-tutu-thing and pay your fuckin’ dues. Lay track, keep score, haul water, stamp hands. There will be a time for semi-nudity and obnoxious self-promotion. And that time is after you’ve actually proven yourself on the track. Teams don’t draft rollergirls. Teams draft…
“And DVDs don’t count.”
Word.
Seriously. This.
One of my favorite quotes of all time.
I’ve employed this rule before, actually. =)
What if they have a Kindle?
It goes double for Kindle’s and eReaders. They are the anti-book.
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